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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
But doing the horizontal monster mash with a trap is gay. I don't care if he looks like a chick- you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dude my dude. You stroked his fly, my guy. It's over. That's gay.
But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a trap doesn't make you gay. It just happens to be gay. I mean, straight guys kiss each other all the time, right? They aren't gay- just lookin' out for each other, y'know? Just some bros takin' care of each other, bro. Like if he wants to pound and suplex me into the second circle of hell I'mma let him do it, y'know? Cuz he's my bro, dude. And bros never blueball their bros, my guy.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
I was listening to a jam spittin super funky bars
That's right, I was bumpin and jumpin and messin around
Listening to that sweet funky sound
But behind me there turned out to be the FUNK POLICE, chasing me
They were obviously after my Funk and that was clear to see
It turns out that my ridiculous rave torn up the whole galaxy
They thought I was a criminal a ruffian , a real bad dude
A real 🔥fire guy with a LIT attitude
But I wasn't gonna be taken down by the boys in blue
I can't have them following me around sticking like glue
So I starting spitting some fire beats their way
And it was a true impressive display
My sick funky tunes were to much for their coppy👮🏼 little bodies.
And it blasted those fools like me in those sexy Russian hotties
And no, I ain't no funk felon
Whose booty is Thicc er then watermelon
But listen here kids, and listen here good
Don't kill cops and stay in your funk hood
Little did I kknow this would not be my last encounter with those funky fellons, to be continued...
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Weeaboos- "You see this tear? I got this cause i binge watched Anohana, Clannad After story, and Kanon without my body pillow" p.s. this joke took way to long to make