Step #1 finding global Edit
Hello today i'm going to tell you a quick guide to becoming global sure I may not be global or use these tactics but before you hear that and probably go look at another guide let me tell you these can really help no joke, let's get started.
Depending on your playstyle you're probably a stupid ♥♥♥♥ who peeks corners like a deformed bunny rabbit from you watching shroud and all those popular pros you might know, So were going to need to fix that cause your not as good as them and it will take time in order to be bunny rabbit stewie2K
so how you might do that well if your a stupid enough ♥♥♥♥ to come to this guide then let me show you,
#1 ON CT on map DUST2 OR MIRAGE
STAY IN ONE POSITION YOU DUMB ♥♥♥♥ because no matter what rank you are there are going to be people who want to be einstein and outsmart you but thanks to ME you don't have to worry about those ♥♥♥♥♥ cause if your holding your angle with a AWP or a AK-47 and you're on mirage or dust then you will be find but for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake stay in ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POSITION AND IF YOU'RE TEAMMATES TELL YOU THERE PLANTING THE BOMB THEN GO THERE and play patient don't think there always going to get in your sight NO IT TAKES TIME THEN YOU CAN G3T THE SHOT.
#2 ON Terrorist on MAP WHATEVER THE ♥♥♥♥!!
Ok you listen to my first guide and you probably have autism and thats why you're on this guide but time to tell you part 2, you will need a SMG and you might ask WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ AM I USING A SMG IM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRYHARD WHO WANTS TO BE GLOBAL NOW!! well shut the ♥♥♥♥ up little johnny and SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND LISTEN once you buy a smg you're probably trying to echo when you have $11190 so you're probably going to run and gun you're ass down to A but well actually there is nothing wrong with that if you have the ump or the MAC-10 but if you have the PP-BIZON then just ♥♥♥♥ crouch and spray and pray like you're using the negevs son AND JUST GO TO A but wait we got a problem They have m4's and AWP ♥♥♥♥ what in the ♥♥♥♥ are you going to do well just camp like the ♥♥♥♥♥ you are with you're smg waiting till he gets distracted or planting or even running out of ammo run out there like its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tornado and you don't give a ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crouch and spray like you're pissing blood!

BY Zciuo aka Jamie howards
STEP#2 become skin god Edit


ALRIGHT LISTEN UP THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT GUIDE OF THEM ALL
#1
Get Skins my BOI let me tell you if you don't have skins then you're probably the age of 12 or 13 and is just start to steal your mom's credit card and wait till she beats your ass but if you're a good christian child then and you're mom got no money cause she broke as HELL then go grind your ass off, once you're done with that then it's time to decide you're EPIC LAYOUT OF SKINS what I would recommend is my owl inventory because i'm broke as ♥♥♥♥ and all I got is skins from the 99 cent store BUT IF YOU"RE A ROTTEN ♥♥♥♥ HEAD WHO ONLY BRAGS ABOUT KNIVES THEN BUT SOME OTHER RANDOM ♥♥♥♥.

#2 FINDING YOU'RE GAMING MOUSE
in general any mouse is fine but certain mice make cs go easier and more fun than THAT 6 YEAR OLD WHO WANT TO PUNCH IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD but dont worry with the right mouse you can one tap that ANNOYING ♥♥♥♥ so then what mouse i would recommend is probably if you're broke as ♥♥♥♥ and have sink as you're laundry machine then buy the red dragon 5V 100mA but if you hate the razer deathadder and gets laid everyday of the month (btw that's not you) then use the logitech-WAIT NO HOLD ON IT'S NOT A LOGITECH MOUSE IT'S ACTUALLY THE corsair ironclaw mouse with 18k dpi holly ♥♥♥♥ finally it's not logitech.

#3 make online friends to smack!
YUP that's right as hard it is for a antisocial person who complains about not having friends when you never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVEN TRY then just play chill and LEARN FROM MY GUIDES AND YOU CAN GET FRIENDS ON CSGO !!YAY!! but your going to need to act #1 don't be toxic #2 Brief callouts #3 don't asome callouts #4 don't be gay and complain about you getting a drop #5 be superior #6 become jesus and finally #7 go to another guide cause i already lost my sanity writing this.


BY Zciuo