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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 6:40pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 5:08pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 3:53pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 5:51pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 5:46pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:31pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 6:25pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 6:09pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 3:25pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 5:44pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2020 @ 10:25pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 2:36pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 2:32pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 3:31pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 4:01pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 6:37pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 6:15pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 5:46pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2020 @ 7:16pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 6:52pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 6:07pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 6:29pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 11:58pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 6:49pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 1:48pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 7:07pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 4:02pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 3:46pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 6:56pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 6:11pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 2:14pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2016 @ 5:27pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 12:01pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 8:05pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 10:42pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 7:11pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 6:54pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2016 @ 2:33pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 12:26am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2016 @ 5:21pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 2:45pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 6:50pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 12:31am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2016 @ 1:00pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 1:02pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 4:36pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 1:34pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 11:44am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 11:38am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 6:18pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 2:42pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 6:47pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 7:29pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 5:38pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2020 @ 2:39pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 2:27pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 12:57pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 8:23pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 10:46pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2020 @ 2:07pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 2:20pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2020 @ 3:09pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 1:59pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 10:25pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 2:49pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 2:50pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 2:23pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2020 @ 2:03pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 2:21pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2020 @ 11:56am



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
9 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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