+ rep (He got me pregnant (I'm a man))

Please do not announce to your furry friends when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue and I'm not sure why you have such underdeveloped social skills that you think that a group full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five, especially considering where that hand has been. I don't want to add this to the rules since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that you have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mod staff. Thanks.

qt

"why is she being eaten by a fish"

I leave you for 2 minutes alone with my dog last week and she still isn't walking right you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak - rep (will rape your dog)

ΝIGGER