Fun fact: In Among Us, the hit video game, the term "SUS" refers to the English word "Suspicious", used to describe shady and unsavory characters and actions. Sus is simply a shorthand word for quick use. The term "suspicious", interestingly enough, saw use in English speaking countries for decades before hand. This is possible another reference to Among Us. Another reference to Among Us is on the police report of me panting with a crowbar outside my ex-girlfriend's window.

The police believed I was sus-picious, and voted me off the premises as a threat to myself or others.

Let’s play a game, mr obama. Around your neck is a device I specifically designed. If you don’t remove it in 2 minutes, it will clamp down and impale your nuts and ♥♥♥♥ 🍆. The key to unhook this device is up Donald Trumps stinky rump (as in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥). To get the key, you must reach inside his stinky bum bum and pull it out.

Cringe or satire, mr Obama. The choice is yours.