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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:05am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:31am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:00am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:17am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:52am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:50am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:53am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:53am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:03pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:49am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:50am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:11pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:56am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:21am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:52am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:29am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:54am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:31am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:25am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:42am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 12:51am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:14am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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