==============~About Me~================
Hey. You can call me xtra. Or baseballfan32. Or Broyalty Gnag Monarch. Stunna Child. I am [very] protective of what is mine. GRR! Jesus lover and follower doing my best to live as He would.
================~Stats~==================
- 5’9
- 81.4 lbs
o 27.4 kg
- 13 exwives
o 0 ex girlfriends (all arranged)
o 0 children (infertile)
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- Swagjacker
- Fungus collector
- Fashion therpist
- Stock analyst
- Penis chiropractor
Biggest Most Important hats of all
- Father (Furbabies!)
- Gusband
===============~Hobbies~=================
- Dog show judge
- Funkos!!
o Ask me about my FunkosPop®s!
- Bigfoot lookalike contests
===============~Business~=================
- pills!
- Lasdies! They pills are great.
- Men! They pills are great.
- Theys! Thems pills are great.
- Quotes
o “Awesome. Awesome”
o “I don’t know what I would do”
o “Terrible!” (reverse psychology)
- I DO NOT SHIP. IN PERSON ONLY
- Self-proclaimed Viktor Bout of pills
==============~Kids Menu~================
Maze Finish!
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Start!

Jokes n’ Riddles!
Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?
- He thought he couldn't use his hands!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
- No income tax and less restrictive gun laws!

Knock Knock!
- Who's there?
ChickenButt!
===========~Closing Thoughts~=============
When prayer becomes your habit

Miracles become your lifestyle
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Living and loving this strange thing called life

Join me on my journey!

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WWJD?