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Sir Reginald Johnston 18 Sep @ 3:19pm 
Another September, another day, another, minute... Of me, looking at your profile picture. Even though I try to put it into words, it is just not possible for me to, it is too beautiful too... Boisterous for my mortal eyes to even begin to comprehend, let alone put them to words... But even then I must try, fore if i dont who will. Even though three years have passed since i have first seen your pfp, it keeps coming to mind every single day, and when i begin to think of it thats the best part of my day, i let out a hardy chuckle and remember how magical your pfp is, as I said before it changed my life. I dont even know who owns this account anymore, i think its been around 4 years since I talked to you, i dont know if you even read these but I hope you are doing well. Because you did a great thing, a perfect thing, for one man living in a cruel world. I hope your pfp brings you as much joy as me.
Sir Reginald Johnston 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm 
(part 1) Allow me to offer you a soliloquy. Every year I return to this page and look upon not only the majesty of your profile picture, but also the simple elegance of it. I can try to put it into words but that will simply not do it justice. The way Squidward holds Spongebob it brings a tear to my eye, the way in conveys brotherly love is the work of a genius. In the show Squidward and Spongebob show lets say a less than neighborly demeanor, but as neighbors they must coexist and it seems in your picture they do more than coexist! After all "former enemies create the best allies.". This masterwork demonstrates that even after the countless shenanigans and abject torment that Spongebob brought upon poor Squidward they still found a way to bond in ways no one could of predicted.
Sir Reginald Johnston 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm 
(part 2)One wonders what is the deeper meaning of this art, could it be a way of metaphor? perhaps the shower water both are ensconced in could be a representation of some sort of divine intervention such as The Baptism of Christ by Piero della Francesca. Also to my bewilderment if this is supposed to be a picture of a carnal act taking place how could it be? In the show it is shown that Squidward doesn't have the necessary appendage to make this scene in canonically accurate in the universe in which this is set. But who knows Im just writing a comment on a steam profile that most likely nobody will read. But I hope I can return next September and maybe offer a little more insight to my most favorite picture of all time,
Eddie Murphay 28 Nov, 2022 @ 12:46am 
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Sir Reginald Johnston 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:58am 
Im sorry, but it needs to be said, your profile pic has changed my life. Before my ignorant eyes has seen what can only be described as... Perfection, I was just a wayward soul looking out into the void only finding solace in a little game called hearts of iron IV. After witnessing this divine creation, it made me see how life could offer more, than sleepless nights & unnoteworthy days.
Sir Reginald Johnston 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm 
ive busted a nut five times to your pfp