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I fell in love with a stealth suit that feeds me addictive painkillers

beer and kebabs

weaponized retardation at its finest.

lovely game tbh -

tldr below

I collected a bounty poster in town, as i rode off, I came to find that the wanted man was the father of a lovely family. However, their dad was a wanted man and the family understood why this was happening. He told his family goodbye and that he loves them. I hogtied him and stowed him on my horse, I then proceeded to make him and his son watch me shoot his wife in the head. Immediately, their son ran away screaming "momma...momma!!"

During our ride to the jail, he screamed at me calling me a "murderer" and how I "won't get away with this!" I ignored him during the ride. We finally reach the jail and I throw him into a cell. He screams to the sheriff "He murdered my wife! I can show you the bodies!" the sheriff told him to be quiet.

The sheriff put my reward on the table and I collected my reward of $25 dollars.

A day later, I was riding my beloved horse, Shinobu. Shinobu was a beautiful Raven Black Shire. She was actually the first permanent horse I had. We bonded through many chapters of this game, countless rides, trips through nature, and hunting legendary animals together.

Unfortunately, Lady Karma does not play around.

On our last ride together, we were jumped by a rival gang. A gunman on a horse ran in front of me and shouted "He's over here! Get him!" This was followed by a wagon with two drivers and one man on a gatling gun cutting off the road in front of me, and an additional five gunman on horses.

Immediately they started firing at me. I tried to get out of there as fast as I could, but we weren't a match for a gatling gun. Shinobu was hit by automatic fire all across her body, she died first. As I was thrown off the horse, my head hit a rock and I died.

In a way, I believe this was karma for ruining that family. A life, for a life.

Thank you for reading this game is cool ig, have a good day/night

TLDR: I made a man and his child watch me kill his wife /// this was bc it was a bounty// a cool $25 dollars. // the horse i grew really attached too got killed bc of karma//

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I can treat you better than Christine </3

it is pubg why would anyone recommend it

it is actually really fun

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Gaben Simulator 2015

69/420 - "Needs more fedoras" -IGN

I have 420 hours on csgo I can die in peace now.


wtf have I been doing with my life, I have 1k hours

fourth update: your wife divorced you

10/10

You can buy drugs. 10/10