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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 6:56am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 6:02pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 5:58pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:40am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2017 @ 7:18am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 9:06am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 6:03pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2017 @ 3:15am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 8:31am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 5:35am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 4:41am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 5:03am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2017 @ 3:25am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2017 @ 3:25am

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 7:29am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:10pm



Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!