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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 5:50pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 12:32pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 4:40pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 1:58pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 5:06pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 7:15pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 7:21pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 8:22pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 8:31am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 8:56am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 9:54am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 11:39am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 12:43pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 1:30pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 9:13pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 10:36pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 1:24pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 10:24pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 8:53am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 12:46pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 2:04pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 2:37pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 5:11pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 6:08pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 6:04pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 8:40am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 1:56pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 3:38pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 11:31am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 1:52pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2020 @ 4:41pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 1:39pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2020 @ 8:16pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2021 @ 11:08am