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us in a stupid way."
-- J. W. Nienhuys
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If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
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"Computer literacy is a contact with the activity of computing deep enough to
make the computational equivalent of reading and writing fluent and enjoyable.
As in all the arts, a romance with the material must be well under way. If
we value the lifelong learning of arts and letters as a springboard for
personal and societal growth, should any less effort be spent to make computing
a part of our lives?"
-- Alan Kay, "Computer Software", Scientific American, September 1984
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Honi soit qui mal y pense.
[Evil to him who evil thinks.]
-- Motto of the Order of the Garter (est. Edward III)
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Головка, шлюха, жопа, член, еблан, петух, мудила,
Рукоблуд, ссанина, очко, блядун, вагина,
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ебланище, влагалище, пердун, дрочила,
Пидор, пизда, туз, малафья, гомик, мудила, пилотка, манда,
Анус, вагина, путана, педрила, шалава, хуила, мошонка, елда.
Раунд!