dude i think you're my evil twin

Daamn my first hater. Saving this cringe for later.

what's it like being a washed, gross furry porn addict? :3

嘿，抱歉，我看到了你的个人资料，我只是觉得你在照片中看起来很可爱，我真的很想告诉你））很少看到女孩玩电子游戏哈哈！我不知道为什么这是一个男人的事情，老实说，我真的很反对厌女症，并且喜欢成为厨房里做三明治的人。我们真的应该有时玩l4d2，这是一款非常酷的僵尸游戏，有很多可怕的时刻，但别担心，我会在那里保护你;) 抱歉，这不是调情，我发誓我只是想表现得友好，我真的很喜欢你的个人资料图片抱歉，那太远了吗？真的抱歉，我真的很害羞，我不怎么出去，哈哈，在 Skype 上加我，我们应该多聊聊，你看起来真的很好很有趣

A real bro-ny
Like bro from brother and ny like the video game
U can really trust this guy to skibidi your gyat 💪

Careful he might neigh at you in VC

Hey there!
I'm interning with an indie game devs team. I noticed that you're a big fan Roguelites and auto battlers, and figured our game might be right up your alley. And I am approaching to offer you a key to our game.
If you've got a second and wouldn't mind throwing some feedback or tips my way about the translations or how the game plays, please add me as a friend for further discussion, this would be super helpful for our game's improvement. Can't wait to hear what you think!