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Look at you. A filthy, despicable human. You must face it. you are the physical embodiment of depression. You must let the Minions inside of your body. Sacrifce your bones for fruit snacks and surrender the rest of your body for the Minion Madness. They will penetrate you in every oreface, but just accept it. You will die anyways, you know. Letting Minions inside and giving into a greater power is more comfortable and takes less effort. Spread open your anus, your mouth, and your urethra for the minions to shove their long, placid, bananas into those orefaces. After that, buy and consume minions. Spend your life's savings on minion merchandise and then suffocate to death in them, in a cold damp shack weher mold and disease will grow. die and everyone will forget about you. You will have been another sponge for all the Minion's ♥♥♥. Spread the word to 5 people to tell them about how to finish the rest of their lives.