Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

3k hours and crying about it on buddys profile

bro is a crybaby tunnler. he saw p100 lobby and thought he had to sweat like their life was on the line. bro was tunneling and hitting on hook like i was being toxic. looping isnt toxic hope this helps.

Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together sometime. I see you play Valorant and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.) :)

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event that you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will NOT be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience.

-rep closeted