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Recent reviews by Odium

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1 person found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Definietly a must have if you want to consider yourself a TRUE GAMER!!
Only the top 0.0016% of players manage to beat the tremendous difficulty of this super hardcore gamer game.
If you think beating the entire Dark Souls franchise without walking, only using your fists, no leveling and with your monitor turned off (!!!) you clearly have not attempted this EXTREME pro gamer game and are therefor clearly a total scrub and have not deserved the title of TRUE GAMER... !!!!!!!!!!!!!
The absolute power that comes with beating this game is so incredible, I managed to go outside for the first time in 233 days and 7 hours and even stayed there for over 5 (FIVE!!!!!) minutes. I think I even managed to lay my eyes on what is believed to be a "femail" (yeah I know, I thought they didnt exist as well, just like showers and this concept called "hygene" or whatever). Well its safe to say that by completing all 20 ( T W E N T Y!!! !! !) levels of this absolute hardcore GAMER G A M E I have trancended far beyond of what your puny wannabe gamer imagination could comprehend.

For my closing words I want to quote a very whise man: "Happieness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do is gaming" -Mahatma Gaming
Posted 3 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
5.0 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
To all the people waiting for Chess 2: ITS HERE
Posted 15 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
886.9 hrs on record (160.9 hrs at review time)
Smash monster on head = Good
Posted 3 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
335.7 hrs on record (321.3 hrs at review time)
Positiv auffallendes Videospiel.
Posted 23 November, 2019. Last edited 23 November, 2019.
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134.9 hrs on record (134.9 hrs at review time)
Its a game 10/-4
Posted 6 October, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
498.6 hrs on record (227.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Hello there, ShellShock live is a great game with a great community (even though its like 60% Germans ;).
It takes some time to lvl up but I think its worth the time. I have never experienced any bugs or thngs like that in the game.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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