not reading all that, happy for you gang, or sad

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this dawang's wife

lots of slapping and moaning

hear door open

smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene

must be the virgin again

he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room

i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I ♥♥♥♥ her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away

log onto reddit and open r/greentext

read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her

think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext

make the dawang’s wife ♥♥♥ again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

chuckle as I make her ♥♥♥♥♥♥ once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy

it’s been a good day

i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my ♥♥♥ out of his wife’s ♥♥♥♥♥

IM GONNA SAY IT WITH A HARD R

"First of all" 🤓☝️

First of all, I am named after a chip shop mate. Second, you are the last individual to critique someone else's name mr the wank

You’re named after a donut buddy