Recent reviews by bean

This game should be taken off the steam market. My first born child has put over 2,000 hours into it, and now all he does is run around jerking off into hats on hats on hats. I've already reported this game to Valve for Child Exploitation, and I believe the game should be taken down immediately. If you or anyone you know has kids, you should report this game. Here's a petition to get it taken off the steam market. https://www.change.org/p/taco-bell-don-t-let-animals-suffer-go-cage-free

If you believe in raising children to have hat fetishes, you should buy this game. If not, report it for griefing and shield your children from it. As an additional peice of information, there are hats in this game that cost $100+, and you don't even get a real hat. Thanks for the memes.

this fun is game