Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear. For I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueous. My rod is true and unwavering. As I cast into the aquatic abyss, a man scorn by this uncaring earth finds solace in the sea. My only friend. The worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet. I fish.

Jeff sucks!

I think you look as fantastic as the first drop of juicey milk from the first squeeze of the utter. Milk is a great thing in my heart. Your hair flows like the water in the rapids, gliding downhill. The way your socks are black like the marvelous stripes on a magestic zebra. Your ears as tilted and rounded as a animal cracker slowly, but magesticly sliding into the box with the rest of his friends.

YOLO #awesomeness

Radishes

This kid is straight noob.