Is it a wet feeling?
One from a watering cannon, maybe?

I'm having a strong feeling

Can you feel it?

Hey man... Man, can you tough?

Did you, though?

Yea but man, this part

Can you feel it?

Yeah but man, can you?

AnD iT WAs at thEsE "wota parks" that we came up with the idea of "heated pools". Well now, that was an effort of trial and error, let me tell ya know. So, on the first try the poolologist (those are the fine science folk who studied the water parks in their first stages, you see) put the heater in the water and everyone died. That wasn't expected. Who was to know electric heaters would do that in water?! Well, we certainly didn't. So, then they tried heating up the stuff before it went in the pool, but that is how we got the great boiling of 02, where everyone was cooked like a fine corned beef.
This was when we came up with the idea to boil our meats instead of cooking in the tucker ♥♥♥♥♥♥, mhm.

BAcK in the DEpression, we were lucky to ever have a comment.
Nope. If you wanted your friends to remember to leave you a comment, you had to go around to their house with an actual heated valve and unleash some steam into their faces, mhm. It was only after the great water war of 09 that we decided to make a place where we could pour water on each other and leave feedback to the person who watered us. And thats how we invented the Water Park

X+Up

welcome back little chaos kitten

:ffs_Milo:

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Demo class

You're the stupid head, stuid hed!

You too are now super popular. Also, a stupid head. Stupid head

Hey man, I'm going

*Loud and obnoxious 'HOOH" noise*
Very good then.

Someone say "absinthe"?

Do not my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

Astounding!

Hey, hey, imagine Zeek

Pleh

Back in the mukutah depression, we were lucky to even have steam, let alone a comment!

We had to tap on the phone in Morse code just to find out if they discovered the question mark yet, let alone a comment (<==- ham steak)

Glad you could tweak my nipples

I sufficiently twerked your eyebrows

Alright.... Alright...
Alright...... Alright.... Hey.... Do me.

Do you have ice cream? Could wear that as a hat.

Give me some hats. Look at my poor unhatted self

This kent without his hats.
Shame.

Well this is awkward.. I don't have a single hat emoticon..

King Kent

Ohh lookout, it's Lindsay! <3

Hiya old frand! how are you and quinn!? Where be she! <--Lindsay from a.a!

Look, I am a poor ♥♥♥♥ who is leg disabled. I am doing the best I can on such limited funds. If only my nanna could buy everything for me so I could spend everything I have on a lemon of a car and a new dash for it.
Crunchy chick because evil

Also, yes. Get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GPU. For ♥♥♥♥♥ sake. (Thank lib for that new line)

This ♥♥♥♥♥. < Closest thing to a down arrow I have.

Forgot to put in a pretty picture

Lol, this ♥♥♥♥.
We need to do games and I need to grab a GPU before we do games.
Also I installed games we won't play cause I am a ♥♥♥♥.

Lol this ♥♥♥♥.
I found the jimmy

How dare you leave a human heart sacrifice on my page!
For such transgression, I give to you in return, upside-down baboon butt

Yeah, sure. When you catch up in L4D. Git gud.

First you need to get as many hours in Dragon Age as I have, pleb.

If I play Dragon Age, the entire series, all over again... Do you think the Dinosaurian Gods would be pleased at my offering?
I do.
I think this is a good way to show my devotion to the Raptorians.

And thus it hath returned.
Upon the shores of Steam come forth the cup of anger, challiced in the grasps of malice and despair, it holds only the blood of innocent donkeys and the tears of nightmared children.
In it's wake, the maidens doth weep with the shame of such sights.
Men left in tremlbing stature.
All hail the mighty return of Angry Cup.

How dare you taint my steampunk image so. You Sir, are falsifying facts! I do not approve of your methods and must request that you cease your malicious slander post haste!

Fact: The mutant apocalypse does not exist. You do not exist. Mr. Foster does not have a biography. Fact: Mr. Foster is really Mrs. Foster, which occured after the great depression of 1608, where Mr. Foster was granted immortality by the Greek God Promethius, after which, Mr. Foster went insane.

Hello Water Cannon Man.
I believe you what it is you may actually want is a signed copy of my autobiography. I am afraid that you will have to wait for this mutant apocalypse to be over before I make any signing appearances at local bookstores.
Kind Regards, Mr Foster.

Dear Mr. Foster
You remind me of Gas Mask Guy, whose children I wish to bare. Please Mr. Foster, may I please have your babies? I also wish for a sample of your hair. May I ask how it is you are so awesom?
Kindly -
Water Cannon Man

Hummm... Tannis? Knoxx? Fact Sphere??