Recent reviews by Vin Benzin

While I was just resting on me throne in Shivering Isles Haskill approached me saying he found something interesting. After seconds, realised it was NOT CHESEE!! Of course Haskill is very dear to me so i wouldn't do anything to him. Anyway he brought a 'loptop' as he called it, sounds like something i would create in Demetia... or maybe i have... whatever, and said it was a 'game'. Me of course loving games such as skipping rope with guts and torturing people i accepted. He said that i had to shoot people which i had experience of. I had to play 'casual games' to rank to the so called 'private 3'. As you know how competitive i am i accepted with the hope of chese. I started the game, and it was very hard. Let me now tell you a story about my first kill. You know i was walking down... was it drums 2??? No? Well it should be named that. Dust 2 as Haskill said along a big stretch like to one you go to the Gatekeeper WHERE HE SLASHES YOUR HEAD OFF... but that was not the case here. After that i went through some kind of doors, took a right and saw him. THE ENEMY!! Of course i tried to use my Wabbajack but deary me there was NO WABBAJACK (I killed a dancer because of that). I had a so called ei-debul-u-pee. Sounds like a disease i would spread.. ADD THAT TO THE LIST!! I aimed at his head AND BOOM!!! BRAIN EVERYWHERE!! Ohhh it was beautyfull. Like the time with that goat, but side-stories aside. After quite the time i managed to reach 'Private 3' and was able to play competitive. Started and it was like casual but with few less people. You could be lets say 'less' too if you aren't reading. After some time we were losing 10-2 and i was carrying the team. Then i heard it... ITTTT... MAKES ME STAB A SCAMP... As i was playing a random guy from the cold regions said... Suka blyat idi nahui... WHEN I HEARD IT I WENT TO HIM, RIP OUT HIS INSIDES AND SEND HIM TO OBLIVION WHERE HE WOULD BE TORTURED BY SCAMPS AND DREMORAS!! You would want that to happen to you now do you? Or you do. I don't know. But if you don't... don't be an annoying man (or woman for that matter) because i have plenty of room in my dead body room. Or i don't. I should kill people and put them in there to check. But the game... ohhhh the game so marvelous... but the skins... OHHH THE SKINS.... I EITHER HAVE TO SPEND ALL MY SEPTIMS TO OPEN CASES TO GET SOMETHING VALUED AT A HUMANS EYE OR SPEND ALL MY SEPTIMS TO GET TWO OR THREE SKINS OF MY CHOICE... that aside I have some tortu... duties to attend.. good day AND CHEESE TO EVERYONE.. unless you don't like cheese... then you should burn... which can be arranged...