My local anime scifi gaming club...

✪ WeabooRed ✪: i walked in
✪ WeabooRed ✪: they were throwin pikachu around
✪ WeabooRed ✪: sayin like anime stuff
✪ WeabooRed ✪: i was like this place is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer
✪ WeabooRed ✪: and they were like wearing capes
✪ WeabooRed ✪: i walked in i saw it i just turned and left

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Fallout 4 - 36 hours after game release

Yatspuft: have you slept since that game came out
Gr33d: no
Gr33d: i have not

Ranks in a nutshell

dopeman: mg and mg2 kinda know what they're doing
dopeman: mge and dmg, can hit shots, but no games sense
dopeman: le to lem, still not good, but a few lems are.
dopeman: supreme/globals are good
dopeman: if the enemy team is supreme/lems you're getting to being good
dopeman: if the enemy team is supremes/globals, then you're realyl good

After a 38 bomb againsts le's and lem's

Sandbag: D:
Sandbag: Slow down on impoving so much
Sandbag: Ehj

When you cant carry hard enough

SoulStriker: So o.o
SoulStriker: I smurfed last night
SoulStriker: vs like mg2's and mg2's
YatsPuft: im already laughing
SoulStriker: MGe's
SoulStriker: Got 54 kills
SoulStriker: Lost the game
SoulStriker: 14:16
YatsPuft: HAHAHAHHHAA

*DEAD* I only play office : Wait, this isnt offfice

playing against pros like

Yatspuft: BRO
Yatspuft: IM PLAYING AGAINST SUMMIT 1G RN
Vanguard.GoseeH: nice
Vanguard.GoseeH: thats hot
Vanguard.GoseeH: ima
Vanguard.GoseeH: see u in stream
Vanguard.GoseeH: OMFG
Vanguard.GoseeH: U ARD
Vanguard.GoseeH: OMFG
Vanguard.GoseeH: UARE
Vanguard.GoseeH: U ARE
Vanguard.GoseeH: UARE
Vanguard.GoseeH: UARE
Vanguard.GoseeH: UARE
Vanguard.GoseeH: OMFMGMFGMFGMF

Conversations with jr.

Yats: Can i say something
Yatspuft: yes
Yatspuft: i give you permission to say something
Yats: Idk what to say so im typing random ♥♥♥♥
Yats: ♥
Yatspuft: <3 bby
Yats: Imagine being the patient. One ♥♥♥♥♥♥ morning, after vomiting several times and wishing you didn't wake up, you decide to check Facebook to see if aunt carol can pick you up for your chemo appointment that afternoon. The 3rd post from the top is this, you start to chuckle, as a tear rolls down your face. You realize that you are not the most cancerous thing in the room.
Yats: So my friend who was slightly retarded (75 IQ) couldnt play dota with me, cause dota requires a lot of logic and brain, i downloaded him CS:GO and after 2 weeks i see he became global elite, i just wana say THANK YOU VALVE, for creating games like cs:go for every kind of people out there, people who cant play mentally challenging games like dota 2, starcraft and others, thanks you valve once again.
Yats: Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.