Recent reviews by Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia

I bet you, the unwashed RGB masses who are afraid of pregnancy, can't even make the Ř sound.

To Whom It May Concern:

You will have to piss out that Monster Energy drink eventually. Please do so at least 50 feet away from the trail and show respect for others. Thank you for sharing our trails.

-The Shadow Government

Mario Kart: empty
Micspam & DJs: silent
Educational (explicit) Sprays: invisible

This ship has sailed. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to become a grown-up. To those who bore witness, we salute you.

The only thing they could do to make it better is remove Halo 4, like God intended.

Oh sweet summer child, it's almost as if aug lives matter. You do realize aug lives matter? Let that sink in, friendo. Wow... just wow. I'm literally shaking rn. Losing my faith in humanity. As a natural person, I literally can't even with the problematic bigotry. YAAASS ADAM JENSEN SLAY

IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS

There's a fly in my room and it's really pissing me off.

You can dive as deep as the content of this game, so not that far.

You can buy an AWP, but you'll never buy happiness.

The only season pass ever worth buying.