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0.4 hrs on record
brain rot the game
Posted 4 December, 2024.
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69.2 hrs on record (61.4 hrs at review time)
Total Xenos Death
Kill xenos. Behead xenos. Roundhouse kick a xenos into the concrete. Slam dunk a xenos baby into the trashcan.
Crucify filthy xenos. Defecate on a xenos hive. Launch xenos into the sun. Stir fry xenos in a wok. Toss xenos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a xenos mouth. Judo throw xenos into a wood chipper. Twist xenos heads off. Report xenos to the Inquisition. Karate chop xenos in half. Curb stomp pregnant xenos females. Trap xenos in quicksand. Crush xenos in a trash compactor. Liquify xenos in a vat of acid.
Eat xenos. Dissect xenos. Exterminate xenos in the gas chamber. Stomp xenos skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate xenos in the oven. Lobotomize xenos. Mandatory late term abortions for xenos. Grind xenos fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown xenos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize xenos with a plasmagun. Kick old xenos down the stairs. Feed xenos to alligators. Slice xenos with chainsword. nomi
Posted 17 October, 2024. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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170.3 hrs on record (170.3 hrs at review time)
mad decent vidya
good devs
Posted 19 September, 2024.
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6.4 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
unbalanced trash
but still better than smite 2
Posted 5 September, 2024.
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28.2 hrs on record (27.2 hrs at review time)
I believe man and fish can co-exist peacefully
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
potassium good for you
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
Another generic copy-paste cash grab Warhammer game.
Disregard.
Posted 1 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3,529.0 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
trash cheaters
game is dead
Posted 1 September, 2023. Last edited 15 April, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
234.3 hrs on record (211.7 hrs at review time)
Had I known how the developers would treat this product, I would never have bought it. And I wish I could get my money back.
As of writing this review that game is in an unplayable state. Your typical Squad sesh is going to be around 30-45 minutes of you queuing up for one of the 5 active and playable English speaking servers, and when you finally pass the queue the game bugs out trying to load in. You'll do this a couple of times, but eventually you'll have to give up.
This has been a problem since I bought the game almost a year ago. And it has only gotten progressively worse.
The developers seem content with just pumping out recolored factions with a new gun that feels just like all the other guns, and calling it a day. Hell, they even added a laughable in-game store with lame emotes haha. They never bother to fix these immense problems in their backend.
And now, with the planned re-work of the combat system, I don't see these people ever getting around to fixing the game breaking bugs. I haven't even seen them address it.

Don't buy it. If you want a MilSim look for something else.
Posted 1 July, 2023.
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16 people found this review helpful
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38.3 hrs on record
A very nice game.
Completely ruined by the developer's greed.
Posted 20 March, 2023.
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