Hi niece. This is uncle. Don't forget to tell your mom about the grocery sale today.

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I will never forget when my ancestor was lost in the Singaporean Desert in 8032 B.C. He was saved by this very same Aunty Birb. She gave him food, clothes, shelter, and even how to curse the zoomers of future generations. He would pass down stories through the generations of his descendants of how this aunty would shut down the sun when it was too bright, of how she would cure stupidity by hitting people in the head with rocks, and how she would chew on food for her "children" before promptly kicking them off the nest to teach them to grow up. It was simply beautiful. Every year my family and previous generations would go to this Aunty and kowtow 10,000 times till our foreheads bled and even that is not enough to show proper respect. We cannot comprehend the true might of this Aunty Birb. We have eyes but can't see Mount Tai. We are blind.

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Aunty from SG

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