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The 10 Medical Rules

10. Some one will always be spamming "Medic!".
9. Every Uber you charge in with will be Airblasted.
8. Every Soldier/Demo you heal will jump away.
7. Every shot against you will be a Critical.
6. Spies will always kill you, from every angle.
5. Heavies will never listen to you.
4. When in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.
3. Screw your team, save yourself instead.
2. You will always die when fully charged.
1. Your team will always get you killed.