mixed emotions:
Watching a bus-load of lawyers plunge off a cliff.
With five empty seats.
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"Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"
"It does not work that way. RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
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The worst is enemy of the bad.
😫
This was the most unkindest cut of all.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
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The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems
is a symptom of professional immaturity.
-- Edsger Dijkstra
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
🤕
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
-- Mark Twain
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No matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
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The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
-- Emerson
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