Recent reviews by smxenve

So,
Stardew Valley is maybe one of my favorite game of all time.

It's like, the best game in every situation:
- You can play it when you're alone or with friends
- When you just woke up or before bed
- When you don't really know if you have the time for a ranked on CS or maybe after the ranked, when you just lost because you were with 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ russian and you need to beat the devil out of you
- You're chillin' with the collègues on Discord: No problem this game don't need you to be extra focus
It's just a chill game where you can have your own world, your lil chez-toi.

You can't be bored, there is so much to do!
Mining is boring ? Go fish! What? Fishing is boring ? Go kill some mobs or throw rocks on villagers ah-ah! Wait, maybe you're more "social" than me: then go talk to Haley (or Hoe-ley like i call her, i'm sure she loves ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)!
Anyway, what I mean is that you always have something to do and it's amazing.

I'm tryin' to finish this game at 100% and it's a bit difficult, but this is what I want when I buy a game like this! I want a game that at the end, when I'll see this "Finished - 100%" I'll be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ proud.
And the fact even more insane, is that even if i finish it, i can still play!
THERE IS NO EEENNND

I can't recommand this game more like, buy it i swear you'll not be disapointed.
(ofc but i have to say it: only if you like games like that ah-ah)

cya on the Valley, love y'all!

Edit after few more hundreds hours: damn i still love this game
Edit after years because i keep voting this game at the awards: i still love this game

Ahlalaah, que je t'aime Karting...
Ce jeu me procure tellement de plaisir (j'ai jouis une dizaine de fois), avec mes chers et tendres amis nous adorons nous affronter pour savoir qui est le meilleur!

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Les différentes choses qui m'ont fait acheter le jeu:
- Des cartes incroyables: passant d'une départementale à un petit village au nord de la Russie avec entre-elles des grandes route au bord de la mer!
- La qualité graphique est impressionnante: l'effet de l'eau (dégradé d'un bleu bondi vers un aigue-marine), des arbres réalistes (tree_oak(2).png)
- La physique: A couper le souffle (genre littéralement, une ventoline est conseillée tellement c'est du crotte de taureau)
- Le rire: c'est fun

Les choses à revoir:
tou mdr
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Résumé:
Si t'es trop pauvre pour acheter le dernier N4S et que même les alloc suffisent pas bah prends-le
Mais si t'as pas d'amis (la honte) ça sera pas fun

Allez la bise.
- Rapport Argent/Fun = 14.5/10
- Rapport Sexuel = FaireDesGrosDriftÇaAttireLesGonzessesDoncGo/10
- Rapport de stage = J'avais eu 17/20 j'crois
Signé: xoux

Maybe my favorite multiplayer game of all time.

You can have so much fun with your friends, and you can also tryhard as you want !
It's the first game that I played this much, and i promise that I will play all along this year too !
(Inchallah j'ai le GC)