Recent reviews by john c. heeseboard

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

silence, 'Featherine Augustus Aurora, Witch of Theatregoing, Drama and Spectating' is speaking, listen and learn

what does "unauthorised use of force" mean, and why do they keep asking me to stop doing it?

banger game man feel like tiger woods rn

i pay £9 a month to rent a house and play in the gold saucer every 20 minutes

delphi if ur reading this hop on hunt

spend 5 minutes watching the android on the other side of the screen make the exact same combo they've made the past 9999 games so then when it's finally your turn they can shut you down in 5 seconds, then queue into another one straight after... EPIC!!

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

- Most of the runtime is people running around screaming
- Ends with someone facing a wall
- Culprit is said to be a witch (it probably isn't)

Umineko When They Cry Chapter 1 (2007)

- Most of the runtime is people running around screaming
- Ends with someone facing a wall
- Culprit is said to be a witch (it probably isn't)

In conclusion: it is the Blair Witch Project with 10x runtime and then 180 hours more (would recommend but it is way longer than it needs to be)

the slash man

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