The stars aligned folks. And I can't really control my destiny anymore.
I've somehow conditioned myself to only be great at drawing women, my college course is steering me there with AMAZING 2d animation lessons, and I've amassed such a LARGE library of digital smut that I can't help but use it as reference.
I mean my ENTIRE work folder for the month is just full of MY drawings of plump dragons ****** cars. Dragons sticking it in sedans, Nissans, Monstertrucks, Jeep wranglers, the whole shebang! And also a Honda civic....
I can't stop my hands man... I need this. I used to churn out bland garbage until I took this new approach to art.
But at every turn my mom, my dad, and my EXTREMELY cool uncle are always there to leer at my ART at every turn. What do I do?

I masturbate to Twingo's. It's true. Whenever I see one of those sexy frogboi's on wheels, I can't help but commit to straight up jorkin it, seeing that bouncy, lively trunk lid and poverty spec bomboclat twingus bumper. Don't even get me started on that tight pissy-wissy tailpipe. 100,000 bhp of emissions funneling out that rancid hole, while I squeeze into it with my thick, virile rod. God it's enough to make me bust right here, right now. But that's not all, the juicy side fenders on this lil' frog are super grippable while I pump the emissions system full of ♥♥♥, giving my hands a luscious texture of clearcoat and aroma. God I love the Twongus.

Jei būčiau moteris, tokio neimčiau, bet kadangi vyras, tai man jis visai patrauklus.

- I really want to try rope, but I’ve been a bit afraid of starting it… waiting to take some local rope courses to start, but rope feels like the most artistic side of bdsm to me
I met someone at pride and they ended up showing me some pics of them in rope and I was actually just stunned with how beautiful they looked in it and didn’t even really think of it as a lewd.
- Yeah there's an incredible elegance in the way shibari blends science and aesthetic. The physics of it all, the consideration into like avoiding bumps and knots, keeping the weight properly countered and evenly distributed, and the arrangement of all the net and web structures in a way that keeps everything in its place
It's hard not to be at least a little awestruck when it's done well.

Oh, so you think you're cool because you play games all day? Let me tell you something, buddy. While you're out there grinding levels and collecting achievements, I'm here mastering FORTRAN. That's right, FORTRAN—the language that real programmers use. While you're wasting time with virtual trophies and leaderboards, I'm writing code that could actually change the world.

You might think you're good at gaming, but can you optimize numerical calculations for high-performance computing? Didn't think so. While you were busy unlocking achievements, I was busy learning about arrays and loops. Games might get you some online friends, but FORTRAN gets you actual real friends.

And while you're sleeping, dreaming of your next big win, I'm up all night googling FORTRAN tutorials, soaking up knowledge like a sponge.

So next time you think about flexing your gaming skills, remember there's someone out there doing something far more impressive: GOOGLING FORTRAN TUTORIALS. Get on my level.

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