used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.

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No rape, no ugly fat 50 year old pedophile, no bdsm, no fetishes, no tentacles, completely normal sex, not a harem (although they can be done well), just a couple showing how much they love each other. And its romantic, cute, and feels genuine. I have only seen one other hentai do this, but this has one advatage over it. The dialogue is absolutely positively perfect. Instead of the girl saying "OH MY GOSH ONI CHAN, YOUR SEXUAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS CURRENTlY ENTERING THE PART OF MY BODY USED FOR SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN A PLEASURABLE WAY" every 0.0000000002 nano seconds screaming it in an annoying voice, the conversations during the sex actually work perfectly. They talk about how much they love each other, and only briefly, lemme say it again, BRIEFLY mention how it feels every seconds or so. And they only talk occasionally making the situation more intimate. Ladies and Gentleman, the perfect hentai.

So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even ♥♥♥♥ the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate America.

It was five years ago , i was alone at home , I remembered that i had watched some good movie with element of sex , wanted to try it in real life , but there was not girl near me , got an idea , to try it with something that looks like vagina and I made a decision , i puted my penis into toaster , that was a bad idea and it still suffer sometimes even throughout five years.

Remember kids , do not put your penis into toaste.

WARNING DO NOT SEX WITH THIS PERSON!!!!1!

we were have sexy time in roblox and i pull out my ♥♥♥♥ (4.5 inch) while touching her blox (very big) thEN SHE ALLSO PULL OUT ♥♥♥♥

WOMAN DO NOT ♥♥♥♥!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!1111!!