SUCK A FAT DUCK BRO

kill yourself

G'day mate, hows it going? I just have a little something to say; so im gonna get it out of my system and say it all now.
This Man, this fine specimen is a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous love of my life and if anyone thinks differently about him I will have there penises removed from their lower body and stitched onto the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless heads because I would do anything (within reason) for him. Ill tell you a story, when I was younger I had a family of 2 yes I know it was one of my wives and then i grew up and I had 9 wives and 3 kids. I needed money because my sperm count was running low and my wives had no food then. so I met this legend and realised that life isnt about how far i can fit a horse ♥♥♥♥ down my throut or how many babies I can fit in my fridge. No none of that. Just friendship. it is about friendship and this kid thought me it. so I sold my kids to the korean shop down the road and my wives to the 2nd hand shop and I wrote this comment.
I love you xxxx

It has been 4 hours since i succesfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made i felt a shockwave through my body. I have a reason to believe i have super strength and telekinesis. 3 hours after contact i noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its. I fear for my safety, i'm not sure what sort of power i may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If i don't update this again please send help.

suku mah diku