Recent reviews by xarph

must make choo choo

This is what remasters should be. It runs at 4k60 on my steam deck docked to a TV. The new control options make the platform much less frustrating.

that one bastard won't stop schtupping my wife and the pope got mad when I had him killed. a+++++++

The CRT scanline filter is :chefskiss:

The only thing I would change is some of the control schemes on the modelled cabinets have nothing to do with gameplay, like a Qix clone being in a cabinet last seen on NFL Blitz.

If slot machines weren't addictive then they wouldn't keep making them.
If deckbuilders weren't addictive then they wouldn't keep making them.

This is a slot machine deckbuilder.

You will be awake for way too long after bedtime.

It works now if you've got a solid machine.

losing is fun!

Do you like filling screens with numbers? Do you like building a perpetual motion machine with corpse explosion in Diablo? This is that, stripped down to its bare elements.

it baas a lot

Queen Hodierne of Brittany took a blow to the head in the first battle of the Cathar uprising and became a vegetable for 20 years. When she woke up with no heirs, she was only a count with a single holding, with heathens torching their way towards her gate. Her husband was an oblivious imbecile with erectile dysfunction, so she banged the court regent who had been emptying the coffers in her name, made a bastard son, lied to her husband about being the father, executed the regent, lost her mind, wrote an autobiographical poem about getting railed by a centaur, assassinated a dozen people, got her crown back, and then immediately died by drinking too much and falling off her castle balcony.
Game of all years.