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42 of 54 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Regression

Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:04am

Ecclesiastical Extraction

Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:22am

Roman Holiday

Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:55am

Volcano Antagonizer

Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:41pm

Hot Hot Hot

Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:13am

All Roads Lead To Rome

Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:51am

Are You Not Entertained?

Party like it's 199.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 11:48am

La Nonna é Mobile

Meet a powerful granny.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:14am

Holy Driver

Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:34am

Harvest Noon

Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:02am

See Carcassonne And Die

Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

The Informant?

What if you could talk to the monsters?
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:39am

Class Reunion

Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:57am

The Last Human

Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:37am

Oil's Well That Ends Well

Escape the Oil Rig.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:21am

Get Serious

Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:21am

Oh, Shut Up

Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:02am

Bullseye

One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:10am

Max Pain

Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:13am

Heads Up!

Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:04am

Megabarf

Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:25am

Enemy of My Enemy

Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:24am

Harvest Festival

Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:02am

Spread the Joy

Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:25am

This Seems Safe

Unlock a S.A.M.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:30am

Quadruple the Gun

Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:06am

Dismemberfest

Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:57am

The Spirit of Roma

Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:35am

Cultist Stimulator

Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:17am

For the Cause

Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:26am

That Belongs In A Museum

Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:06am

That Burning Sensation

Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:04am

Hard Science Fiction

Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:51am

Signature Move

Sign Secchi's rifle.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:13am

You Have Been Wormed

Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:03am

Where's That Girl

Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:45am

Southern Gentleman

Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:50am

Serious Art

Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:59am

The French Achievement

Achievement is your middle name.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:16am

Classic Hero Stuff

Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:08am

Quality Time

Go on a date with Hellfire.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:52am

Brass Lantern

Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:37am



From Earth With Love

Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam

Beat the game on any difficulty.

Tear 'n' Rip

Melee a big enemy.

Atomic Wedgie

Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Pow Pow!

Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

Spinal Tap

Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

All Kleer

Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend

Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

No Surrender

Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.

Veni Vidi Witchy

Kill a Witchbride using C4.

Mushroom Surprise

Find out what happened to the English airman.

Fulbert le Fou

Discover Fulbert's great invention.