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Participation Award

Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Not So Permanent After All

Alter your permanent record.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Locker Blocker

Get access to your locker.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Hoochaholic

Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Ready For Rod

Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Printer Pal

Fix Grandma's printer.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

My Girl

Get rid of the wasp nest.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Hobo Habitat

Give Hobo Moe a new home.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Operation Intrude n313

Sneak into Golden Haze.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Send Nudes

Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Juvenile Delinquent

Get arrested.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Mission Permission

Forge a signature on the permission slip.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Look Ma, I Can Fly!

Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Blue Shirted Eye Grabber

Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Mission Impassable

Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Eye For Detail

Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

A Long Road Ahead

Complete Chapter 1.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Marriage Counselor

Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Don't Slurp That

Give a condom to a boy in need.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Chick'n Coop

Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Puny Express

Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

The World Can Wait

Complete all optional sidequests.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

A Bushy Tale

Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Burned By Bernie

Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Hurt Me More

Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Survivalist

Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Your Lemons Suck

Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Jeremiah 29:12

Convince someone that you're God.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Lost Prophet

Find every Jesus.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Get To Know Shark Dad

Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Blue Brailles

Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am

Distraction With Attraction

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Freaky Flasher

Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 9:19am



Pummeling Puffs

Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.

Guerilla Marketer

Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.

Rope-A-Dope

Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.

About Damn Time

Return overdue book to librarian.

Third Wheel

Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.

Scarred For Life

Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.

Huff The Magic Dragon

Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.

Creepy Peepy Boy

Gain access to the girl's locker room.

Die Of Boredom

Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.

Desperate Times

Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.

Project Runway

Collect every costume.

Locker Stalker

Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.

Back In My Day

Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.

Every Town Has An Elm Street

Find a nightmarish costume.

Chill Out

Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.

Judge A Book By Its Cover

Learn about 30 different library book titles.

Gotta Got 'Em All

Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"

Speed Demon

Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.

Distraction With Action

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.

PermaPeeper

Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.

Coming Clean

Find Señor Cleanfist.