mate?

come back my boy we have unsettled business to talk about

You're looking good bro. I mean i wouldn't let you plow the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ass or anything, but if you ever wanted to cuddle or something i would have a hard time resisting you. Nothing serious, just us sitting on the couch, streaming up some netflix, getting our snuggie on and whatever happens happens. +rep