You need to constantly think about sex like me. I constantly think about sex and masturbate every day without using lubes. Because of this, I can last 2-3 hours doing it non-stop. You need to think women as sex slaves, and just focus on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as many of them and constantly thinking about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as many women as possible and dreaming about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a billion of them at the same time.

This is not loss, wrong pattern. You’ve failed honestly. You took a perfectly good joke and looked too far. The paranoia got to you. You kept looking even when we were sure there was nothing to look for and this is the result. A bastardization of what was once great. Much like the red scare, you were so busy looking for something you invented it where it wasn’t. It’s the inverse of what you were trying for. You were seeking where no one hid. This is truly a disappointment. You are truly a disappointment.

Why do you need a gun to protect yourself when you can just undress yourself? Every time I see a thug, I undress myself and run towards him with my erect ♥♥♥♥ while touching myself, and every single time the tough guy turns into a small little child and runs away in terror, so why do people buy guns at all? Are they stupid? I know Americans are dumb as ♥♥♥♥ in general, but I didn't know they were that dumb.

For those taking the time to read this, thank you. I just thought about it and wanted to get it down here to hear your opinions.

Once, I went to a party with my Galaxy S22+ and almost everyone else had iPhones. Immediately, the ridicules started. 'Don't you have money to buy a better iPhone?' 'Hello, cheap Android user.' And on and on it went.

I was quite angry at the end of all that. Most kids nowadays buy iPhones because it's 'cool' and Apple only adds fuel to the flames by making things like iMessage Apple-only. So kids buy iPhones mainly because everyone else uses one and they will get bullied otherwise.

That's wrong. My Samsung can do so much more than their iPhone 13s or 14s. I have a bright 120Hz screen with vivid colours. I have fast charging but the iPhones literally take hours to charge. I have more performance and more RAM, with much better software support now. My camera will defeat any iPhone.

Kids should not be valued based on what phone they use, but rather the character they are. And the 'following the herd' and buying an iPhone should stop (90% of US teens use iPhones).

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