amazing friend

Train is a ♥♥♥♥ map

I remember the first time I ever met David Hasselhoff, it was the 1st of June on a warm summer night. He squeezed my long, tender nipple untill my left leg started to twitch irradically. So I grasped my favorite toy, Stretch Armstrong, until David's behemoth, hairy body finally vacated the Chuck E Cheese Jungle gym. That is when I met you, my best mate. You smelled of crusty wombat vagina like always, but had a mischievous grin on your face like you were about to rob a Kum & Go with an old shoe. That's when we met up with our old Jamaican pal, Bob Marley. He was dressed in his usual Native Indian attire, but he had a quaint look on his face like he just sniffed one of Jay Gatsby's exquisite farts. I say, it was a damn fine evening, but nothing tops the icing on the cake like a competitive game of croquet with the one and only Shia LaBeouf.

He insisted on making butterscotch cookies and talking of Christmas past. It was hands down the best night of my life until a giant soaring wale ♥♥♥♥ landed on my back and blasted a cement truck load of giant, scorching hot seman upon my back. I screamed as if my collection of Lance Bass pictures had been swept from under me. Luckily I made copies:-) But I will never forget when Sean Connery then came and greeted us with his arms spred and raging boner ready to knock over any Lego tower that crossed its path. Glorious moment I say. Alas, I come to the end of my tale, after the Australian Bear cat has howled thrice, but I cannot leave you without mentioning the time I met Macaulay Culkin's second wife on the set of Family Matters: I cried in her lunchbox filled with wet sandwiches

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I traded FN | Dragon Lore for his girthy nudes and got exactly what I needed. Thanks.

He was bragging on the mic about how girthy he is and I didn't believe him. Took me onto Facetime and showed me his girth. 4.5" circumference enough to destroy vaginas. A true chad. Had a Marshall Faulk signed pigskin too. Also likes Dave Matthews Band \m/.