merry christmas little buddy, you better 🔥 😳 gorilla glue 🦍 🐒 those cheeks 👏 🤑 🍑 together 🙏 or im going 😈 bananas 🍌

-rep he tickled my pickle and then called my parents and told them i broke into his house

+Rep took me out for a nice dinner for my sweet 16

+rep 10 inch penis

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep good player but after hearing my voice he started requesting some weird stuff. he wanted me to say "oh yeahhhhh" as i bust through doors in game and when i did it he moaned.