I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
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Peter: I'm going to jump off this building.
Cleveland: Could you repeat that, Peter. I believe I heard something crazy in my ear.
Glen Quagmire: Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a Swedish girly-girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?
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<Deek> Exactly how much of a PITA is this in C?
<Knghtbrd> It's written in C++.
<Deek> Hence my question.
<Knghtbrd> I could do something like it in C. Anyone who saw the results
would think I was either a genius or out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind.
They'd be right on either count.
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Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
-- Foghorn Leghorn
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
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Peter: ...and there's no way I'm going in the back way.
Death: Oh crap, I have no time for this!
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