Power tends to corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
-- Lord Acton
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Bad Cockroach: Man, I'm going to cut you up so bad, that you... you gonna wish I didn't cut you up so bad.
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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women
you've got in the house.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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Love America -- or give it back.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Hooker: Hey
Lois: Peter, there's a hooker in the bed!
Peter: Stand still, Lois. Their vision is based on movement [they stand still]
Hooker: Where did you go?
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"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
-- C. S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia"
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