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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 1:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:34am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:59am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 3:49am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:34am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 3:47am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:15am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:24am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:44am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:09am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 3:24am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:42am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 2:23am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:28am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:51am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 5:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 8:29am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:43am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 4:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:11am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:31am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:16am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:46am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:59am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:17am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:35am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:29am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:51am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:05am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:22am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:46am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:48am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:41am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:12am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 3:48am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 5:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:08am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:55am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:31am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:35am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:02am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:54am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:18am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:05am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:01am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:29am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:58am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:21am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:30am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:15am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:24am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:19am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:44am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:47am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:05am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:43am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:23am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:19am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:25am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:55am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:53am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:13am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:58am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:37am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 6:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:55am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:45am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:56am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:12am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:45am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 7:44am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:25am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 4:08am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:02am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:27am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 2:39am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:23am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 8:23am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:31pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 6:36am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:29am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:06am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:54am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:14am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:19am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 3:39am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:55pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:24am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:01am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:37am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:51am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:00am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 1:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 5:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 4:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:41am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:21am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 5:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 6:01am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 7:47pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 7:35am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 10:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:25am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 6:23am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:03am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:45am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:36am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:58am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:05am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:47am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 10:12pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:28am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:47am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:47am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:28am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 1:28am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 6:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 9:34am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 3:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 3:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:34am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 4:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 4:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 8:44am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:04am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:10am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:28am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 5:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 7:53am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:38am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 May @ 3:52am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:14am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:19am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:06am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 9:04am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 6:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:14am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 4:09am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:51am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 7:47am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 8:47am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 9:26am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 6:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 4:08am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 4:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:33am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:41am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 5:42am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:36am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:25am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 7:58am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:27am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 3:32am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 6:08am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 2:02am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:11am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:47am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:51am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 3:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:19pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 2:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:46am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:47am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:40am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:40am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:39am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:05am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:05am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:06am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:46am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 6:51am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:04am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:05am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:19am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:07am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:46am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:30am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:21am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:47am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:03am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 12:27am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked