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Nice try. I don't trade and I don't play Team Fortress nor Valve's other top twos. This thread is now closed.

+rep, excellent skill. appreciate you for the match

Hello, I noticed you have a pfp of a beautiful (but also intelligent looking) bear & I believe that this mammal is you? It's quite astonishing to see a bear in DRG. I'm quite popular in modded lobbies, so if you require guidance, please DM me. I'll assist you at any hour, day or night & before you're mistaken, I don't seek your hand in a romantic way; although I'm not opposed in the event you're interested in me, as many men often are. I'm a man of standard & I don't bow to just any bear that comes my way, unlike my peers... So, rest assured, I won't be in the way of your gaming & socializing. Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, & perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play Deep Rock Galactic. Are you good at handling your own on modded hazards? I'm a mod aficionado, so I'd be happy to assist you. Platonically, of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

dad?

This is the old man who criticized my spaghetti, so I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.