hey, add me please!:)

wish we could play more in the future

great csgo player

friendly mate

have an offer for ya, added mate.

+rep thx for game

+rep thx for game

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add me please
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+rep nice profile 😉

After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly a true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard d*ck pushing against my leg. I punched him and then I 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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If you are a beautiful strong black Jerma985 Fan, someone will put this in your comments.
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No, you’re NOT a gamer
No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

Why is my penis not growing? I hate it.

I'm at the end of puberty and my penis is not growing. My penis is only about 4.8 inches long, and I hate it.

Why can't I have at least 6 inches? My father is from Africa. I don't understand why, out of ALL people, I have to have a small ♥♥♥♥. Especially because my father is literally african. It doesn't add up.

I have a considerable amount of body hair and I'm kinda big, so I don't think I have a hormone problem. Or maybe I do? I don't know. But 4.8 inches at the end of puberty seems really odd. I don't think my ♥♥♥♥ has grown much at all, to be honest. I don't see a big difference from when I was younger. My balls got a tiny bit bigger, but that's it.

I'm really unhappy with my size. I hate how unpleasant it looks. My hand can make my ♥♥♥♥ disappear. That's how small it is. Most people my age seem to have bigger ♥♥♥♥♥. This isn't fair. Will weight loss make my ♥♥♥♥ look bigger? Because I'm a little overweight.

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add my name JadedRoses. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.

Good day ma'am.

Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

+rep Let's Go Brandon, FJB, QAnon Johnson sent me!

+REP
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅Silent Aim
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Wallhacks
└⠀✅Chams

can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you.

+rep hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen

Ask this guy to tell you a joke!!
Best 30 minutes of my life.