Hey, it's me, Queen Elizabeth. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300 so I can get back to the UK.

Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧!

Why dont tattoo places just euthanize their clients? I drive around a lot for work and I recently saw some signs for a dentist that says they offer euthanasia for their clients who might be scared of going to the dentist. I was driving so I couldn't take a picture but I thought it was really cool since I never really like going to the dentist. It got me thinking as to why tattoo places don't just do the same? I have a low pain tolerance so I'd think that if a place offer euthanasia id probably be more likely to visit.

This is a profound statement to be making @DIJKSTRA

that dog is foolish chasing a hawk to a cliff face

Insane skills

gone too soon