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BENT YOU OVER THE BLEECHERS TOO EASY BABY MWAH

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and so i was like, "no way these are my chicken nuggys" and he was like "bro that is not my problem" and so then i sceamed like a demon and ate all of the nuggys. and he was like "hey!" i was all "nphmmphnnmhgm" cuz my mouth was full. and then he kicked my pet lizard in the balls and sent him flying. so yelled "NPHMMMNMMPHMGNM!" and i stabbed him with a pen, and broke both my hands on his face.

I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay
I'm just thinking, you know?
Why don't you get me a pepsi?"
She goes, "NO! You're on drugs!"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And she goes, "NO! You're not thinking you're on drugs!
Normal people don't act that way!"
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want is a Pepsi"
And she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
Just one Pepsi!
And she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi!

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