Thwump
Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
The Mushroom Kingdom Doctors have just reported that I am in “PERFECT HEALTH,” and that I “ACED” (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination, something which no other Toad, or Goomba, was willing to take. P.S., I strongly believe that anyone running for Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, should be mandatorily forced to take a strong, meaningful, and proven Cognitive Examination. Our great Kingdom cannot be run by “STUPID” or INCOMPETENT PEOPLE!
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The Mushroom Kingdom Doctors have just reported that I am in “PERFECT HEALTH,” and that I “ACED” (Meaning, was correct on 100% of the questions asked!), for the third straight time, my Cognitive Examination, something which no other Toad, or Goomba, was willing to take. P.S., I strongly believe that anyone running for Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, should be mandatorily forced to take a strong, meaningful, and proven Cognitive Examination. Our great Kingdom cannot be run by “STUPID” or INCOMPETENT PEOPLE!
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Overwatch®
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Hades
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Grand Theft Auto V Enhanced
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Comments
Alter Elo 22 May, 2025 @ 9:01pm 
OH NO!!!! THE GHOST OF BAD AIM IS HAUNTING your STEAM!!!!
You won't be able to rank up for the next 1000 hours!!!!
All your cases will open commons too!!!!
Put this on 5 friends' profiles to beat the curse!!!
Let's banish it from all of Steam, as our own legion of God Gamers!!!!
M.S. in Gender Studies 3 May, 2025 @ 6:43pm 
I’ve seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
scorch 8 Mar, 2025 @ 9:22pm 
▉▉▉▉▉▉◤┳◥▉▉▉▉▉▉ You have been visited by the Loomynarty.
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▉▉◤┳┃┈╰━╯┈┃┳◥▉▉most MLG m80s you know or you
▉◤┳┻╰━━━━━╯┻┳◥▉
◤┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳◥ will become a scrub, you scrub!
M.S. in Gender Studies 12 Feb, 2025 @ 6:14pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁Steam
⠀⠀└📁SteamApps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is too full
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder too full
shoug 5 Feb, 2025 @ 7:08pm 
+rep has the new ifart in 2025:steamhappy:
scorch 14 Jan, 2025 @ 10:02pm 
I would totally bring you to the bone zone, too bad you have aids, Hmu if you ever get that fixed