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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
97.5 hrs on record (54.7 hrs at review time)
You Like Madness? Buy the game.
You Like arena combat? Buy the game.
You Like throwing a urinal at a person? Buy The Game.
This is what a lot of us has been waiting for and to be honest, I hope more will show, if your a fan of Madness then this is what you'll want to play. If you wanted to ever make your own character with looks, this is your game, this is what cyberpunk couldn't do. A.K.A. not glitch out while having a custom made character.
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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4.0 hrs on record
got into a game, watched a cheater cheese his way all the way to the end in an instant, then later on saw him nose dive right into a loss, I like this game.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
36.9 hrs on record
Tl:Dr bullet points
+ Huge Open world
+ Dark zone is alright
+ Party up with friends
= base up grading
- Basically no story
- no innovative Enemies
- Unfun gameplay
- Bullet spongy enemies
- paper thin health.
3/10 would rather drill my brains out with a rust spoon.


With an amount of time that I have "Played" (played meaning grinding and wising I could just shoot myself) I can say this game is just plain Horrible. Lets start with the story, its doesn't exist, the main idea you get is the fact its a virus that was man made, and use to spread. After that all the missions are just looking at factions and fighting them. Speaking of the factions, you got bandits, cleaners, rikers, and a PMC. You would assume each would act different, but nope, they all act the same minus the fact that they have different explosives on their back. Cleaners have explosive canisters on their back or hips, and use flames to clean, Rikers have bags and hip pouches that can explode, the bandits have bags that explode, and the PMC has ammo on the back that explode when shot enough, see the similarities? Gun play is ok, not amazing but not bad, and the cover to cover fighting is alright. The true problem with combat is the fact that staying above level on enemies at a normal pace will cause you to have an uphill battle. They can soak bullets up, but you can barely take one bump without your character falling over needing help. Youll need to be at least 4-5 levels above them to be able to fight them more easily. The base upgrading can be nice to get you new gadgets and perks, and even talents, each being useful (some better than others). Finally you got the Dark zone, being the most fun with it (as long as you have real gear.) the fighting feels fair, and the loot drops are much better than youll see normally. So at the end of the day if you want to grind in an unfair, and generic shooter, and you dont mind wanting to take a drill bit to your weenis, then please go on ahead and play this game, if you like not wasting your life away like I do then stay the hell away from this game.
Posted 10 April, 2020.
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11.2 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
well I got shot by a glock because I cant handle recoil.
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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73.6 hrs on record (52.9 hrs at review time)
its free, I cant complain
Posted 12 November, 2019.
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207.1 hrs on record (204.3 hrs at review time)
woke up on a beach, got shot by a kid while called the N-word, he tried to kill me with a throwing axe, kills himself, I get helped up, get shot in the back of the head called an idoit. 10/10 would play again
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
314.7 hrs on record (95.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
you like guns? get the game.
You like shooting weiners? Get this game.
You like zombie weiners? Weird kink, but get this game.
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
51.2 hrs on record (32.3 hrs at review time)
BOSS
Posted 27 November, 2017.
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4.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
bought the game, was fun but had it refunded, found out it was free to play now im happy
Posted 24 October, 2017.
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226.3 hrs on record (36.8 hrs at review time)
Hi if you were looking for a review on this game you have come to the wrong place. If you are looking for a nice pie recipe here you go:
Ingredients: 1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
6 to 7 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches)
1 tablespoon butter
1 large egg white
Additional sugar

Directions: In a small bowl, combine the sugars, flour and spices; set aside. In a large bowl, toss apples with lemon juice. Add sugar mixture; toss to coat.

Line a 9-in. pie plate with bottom crust; trim pastry even with edge. Fill with apple mixture; dot with butter. Roll out remaining pastry to fit top of pie. Place over filling. Trim, seal and flute edges. Cut slits in pastry.

Beat egg white until foamy; brush over pastry. Sprinkle with sugar. Cover edges loosely with foil.
Bake at 375° for 25 minutes. Remove foil and bake 20-25 minutes longer or until crust is golden brown and filling is bubbly. Cool on a wire rack. Yield: 8 servings.
Posted 3 September, 2017. Last edited 7 December, 2020.
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