Keyboard is very loud *sigh*

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

THX have a great day

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

I WANT A MONKEY TO RIP OPEN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND RAPE ME SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I WANNA GO BAREBACK WITH A SILVERBACK

I WANNA COOM WITH A BABOON

I WANNA GET FUNKY WITH A MONKEY

I WANNA EAT THE FETUS OF A RHESUS

I WANNA HAVE A VERVET BE MY PERVERT

I WANNA HAVE A MANDRILL'S MAN-DRILL

I WANNA PYGMY TO PEG ME

Love you ❤😘