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Your mom and I are very proud and happy that you are back home. We enjoy watching you grow older and mature, even if you are living with us again.
We are concerned about one thing. Do you remember the talks we had when you were 13? And 15? And again at 18 about performing the five finger shuffle too frequently? We hoped you grew out of it but it appears to continue.
You know your mom and I think shucking corn is totally normal and we have no issue with it. We're concerned that you seem to wanking on the hour every hour for about 20 minutes to your "waifu." This occurs nearly everyday at all hours. We are worried that your persistent love on and for yourself might mean you will never leave home and the free wifi here.
Listen, I get it. Your old man occasionally fires up some babysitter porn and wrestles with the eel on nights when your mom do the deed. A man needs to take care of his meat from time to time, but just give it a break man. Maybe go workout instead?
Love,
Dad.